TEST YOUR PARANOIA:
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1 = H: The Loch Ness Monster is from Scotland.

2 = A: There was supposed to be a second gunman who shot Kennedy, hidding in the "grassy knoll"

3 = G:"Area 51" is located near "Groom Lake"

4 = J: Roswell, the site of a much rumored alien space ship crash site, is in New Mexico.

5 = L: Tex LeBeauf has no memory of ever hitting a bus full of school children killing everyone (while driving under his usual influences).

6 = I: The entire world in out to get O.J., or so it seems from his claims.

7 = M: Paul was supposed to be the Walrus on the album cover of "Magical Mystery Tour" (The Walrus is also supposed to be an ancient symbol for death and it was supposed to be a secret clue that "Paul was Dead")

8 = D: Ray Santilli is the man who supposedly recieved the "Alien Autopsy" film from a secert military source.

9 = C: The "Chupacabras" is a demon goatsucker, who's been seen mainly in Mexico (rumored to be of alien origin).

10 = K:"L.H.O." or Lee Harvey Oswald worked at the "Texas School Book Depository".

11 = B: Crop circles have been rumored to having been created by "Earth Artists" (of human origin).

12 = F: There is a strange humming sound in the area around Toas, New Mexico. No one can explain it.

13 = E: David Koresh VS. the A.T.F.



SCORE (based on the number of correct answers) :
12-13 = A potential friend of Oliver Stone.

10-11 = Have you been abducted lately?

6-9 = You need to read more tabloids!

2-5 = Probabley don't believe your being watched RIGHT NOW ?

0-1 = Your a safe person to ride home with.



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